cerebellum, hey grump!

Some kids like dinosaurs, this kid likes the human body....remember he won't even be 3 until June, he is a genius!

"(sneezes).....(yelling) BLESS YOU COME FROM? HEY! MOM! COME BACK!......blue blankie...(noise of his play stethoscope)....dooo dooo doo dooo....the heart...blood cells, they are like donuts....shaped like circles donuts are circles... mac is a mac, mac mac....sing jumping....weeebo weebo.....( I like the technical stuff followed by the jibberish, reminds you he IS 2).....(fake cough)....hmmmmmm.....cerebellum, hey grump!...big Z, looks like a big Z.....what's in my food? Cerebellum....go....is that a baby? no....(yawn)...."

mashed-ed dwainos

tub time at grandma's circa 2009

mommy, to kid in the tub, "your ears are so dirty you can grow potatoes in there!"
kid, "no mommy, I grow mashed-ed dwainos"


Baby Monitor Update:
"LMNOPQRSTUV...uh oh...wake up...go go go go runnin....(thumping noise)...(sighs) well well...sit...talkin bed, talkin good night mommy...good night....(fake crying)....(sneeze) bless you!... what's in there?...helpin mommy go sleep...woowooowooo, mommy, daddy, toys...sit down...chicka chicka boom wow!...shhhh, wait!..milk, food, go on....dreaming pillow pet...go upstairs.. (fake snoring)....cuddle up, oh no!...better...hummmm...."
asleep, 9:36 PM


What's he reading?
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom!


Breaking news of big baby and little baby (see previous posts). They are now on the pile with the other "friends" on the floor. Rumor has it that they were cover hogs and pillow pet could not tolerate them any longer. However, according to the babies, pillow pet is the one becoming too aggressive and wants the bed just for himself. Babies alluded to the idea that pillow pet has set blue blankie as his next target. Blue blankie, as usual, was not available for comment. The babies stated they would be happy to be back in bed only if pillow pet would participate in some anger management classes.

the night pillow pet tooted

easter 2009

Kid, "Read that book."
Mom, "this book?"
Kid, "No that book! That book!"
Mom, "This book?"
Kid, "NO!!! THAT BOOK!"
Mom, "oh, that book?"
Kid, "yes mommy! That book!"

Baby Monitor Update:
"Beast book....tail, orange...done pillow pet...come and eat...(bark)....see bunny, oh bunny( grey bunny the easter bunny brought him for his first easter, before he knew how to take his glasses off, see photo)...all cuddled up...book....hi pillow pet, doin'? Anthony!...oh picking boogars...sorry....uh oh....see yellow, brown (yes, a wyoming kid)...sit down...read, get that book back...oh oh oh, mac and cheese!!....no eat dog...Bwagic dog...right...R, P, gate, P, Y (the alphabet of course)...count um, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10, nuh uh...awe pillow pet!...David, Q, R, Q, O,P, S, P, U, soap....O, O, P, O, X, P, Soup (giggle) soup! soap...1,11, 12, 4, belly....yucky!...I sorry, sorry...eatin!...no David!...David, Sorry...Nooooo David, reach cookies...No David, bottle...no play with food!...chick boom boom! coconut tree!....see a tail...see a orange tail...David, new book!...like chicken pillow pet? sleep anymore pillow pet, me reading...sleeeeep.....reading yum! yum!yum....frog...oops david...happy, mad, happy, mad (a bipolar moment)...9, 11, 2 2! I love you 2...meow....you tooted pillow pet...I love it, no way...I lovin' it, oh blue blankie...chicka boom boom!!...night light...nana? sleep mama dad's bed? mommy?...come on pillow pet...big bunny...ahhh book..."



what is he reading? Who is the Beast by, Keith Baker and No David, by David Shannon

in this instance, we are certain pillow pet was being blamed for a toot that was not his...