Thursday, December 1, 2011

Special Bath Tub Edition!!!





This is my son in the tub. This is my wonderfully smart and adorable son in the tub. Welcome back to his world.

"The splash is big!!! I will get out for a little while....I want this one and this one in.....back in de tub...de tub, tubby, tub, tub.....(splash)....hey, I will get more....I want more and more....(splashing sounds)....landing landing on the drain....whoa! 1, 2, 3.....1,2,3 ....that's enough....what's "law enforcement"?...1,2,3...none you business....I got water!...wow...hi little pig in the drain...I'm not in the drain, just in the cup....let me try something...let me try this again...everybody has to sit here in the cup that brings them to meeee!....everybody here? no, somebody is missing...this and we can't fit, we can't eat, we can't eat....hey!...what is your name again? Cuppy. What is your name? Buppy!...1,2,3...here is your pack, I got your pack....1,2,3....I can sink, I thought you could float, no I sink. Where are the king? We are all the kings, 1 King, 2 Kings, 3 Kings!....ha!!!.....Up and up....(splashes)...I need more more ahhhhore.....I say a body fall and a peach fall, when they fall....wheeee! we are not cold anymore, we are out! we are! hey king, no! No king you are in trouble. No I am not, I am just in the water....wow....down down down, up up up.....mommy power! what is that thing doing on your head? that is my friend! no! that is all of our friend.....whoa....I taked a long time.....we're going on a trippy trip trip....(now singing this) charlie power!!! I can draw anything, but I need some help from you....we are stuck on a truck....and I can't draw....I need some help....oh my oh my....I thinks.....my fear my ear is all gone, but somebody drawed it for me (Van Gough??) I needed it because it was mine....I will take care of this, where are you? Oh there you are boy....where is that?......I am happy and full of bath!....so much to do, my feet are both in here....up up, down down...and low low, yes yes, yes yes....."

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

bubbles: serious stuff


Many weeks have passed and sadly, the Baby Monitor was left quiet...monsters, hotels, several cave ins by mom, lead to a lull in this action....but it looks like we are back on track, at least for tonight ....enjoy it while we can....so here is the star of the show, talking while I eaves drop through the baby monitor




Baby Monitor Update:
" ahhhh!!!! (rustling noises)......where is baby? my baby?(he has a baby doll that he loves lately)....brrrrrrr, (raspberry noise) you like that? you can stand up!....blow on your tummy!...baby, baby....monster!!!!.....you want go in my shirt baby? are you big or little? you're too big baby....black birds? that is silly willy!....a black bird pecked off my nose? that is silly willy!....more more more!....elephant?? yeah! yeah!....it stopped raining in the song!....red red row duck!...dub dub dub (rub a dub dub is on his CD player, most references to songs and rhymes are because of this).....I can park in the grass....now I am inside.....(all kinds of noises, anything could be going on).....now what is this?.....miles away....miles....yay!! a paper!....jack and jill went up the hill....I like Jack....they are mean!....boys and girls....kiss girls!....spoon, lots of spoons...not spoon, moon....I will go check, be right back....(door opens, I go put him back to bed!)....mommy!!!....I don't need this one...I am going in there....owwee....(thumping, weird noises, pretty sure he just left to go to my bed)...I miss you mom!!!! (heard at the steps, ok, this is over)

Sunday, July 31, 2011

sleep over




Having his 7 year old cousin, Sloan over for the week, tonight is the first sleep over night!

Baby Monitor Update:

sloan" do you want to sleep on the top bunk or the bottom?
anthony, "play"
s, "no tonight when we sleep"
a, "nothing!"
s, "anthony! "
a, "ok, bottom!"
a, "push it baby!"

both sing the alphabet, someone is playing the mini piano

both, "boom diada boom diada!" (x12)
s, "hello! hi!"
a, "boom diada! I can talk to this?"
play phone rings
s, "I am talking to my friend sharon"
a, "oh hi!"
a, "the company store!"
a, "what are you talkin?"
s, "sharon"
a, "i have to talk to her"
s, "hi sherri! yes, sure, I can't figure him out"
a, sings ABC's , "that is how you do!"
s, "but of course"
a, "bye bye"

Monday, July 18, 2011

I blowed a tire!

transition from falling asleep with mom on vacation is harder than expected, not much happening in the baby monitor, so I went another direction today! enjoy


Monday Morning Playing with Trains in the Living Room Update:

"It is that way, I will turn right....I sleep good...good....whew, so hot!...we can go that way! ooooh yeah!...chooo chooo, the train is coming through...choo choo (guess what? he is playing with trains!)....choo choo go through, oh no, I blowed a tire!...everybody want go in it?? yeah!! I, I, I, I!!!....wheee oh!...I pick up this to that...please have a check up with him? uh huh! after I get him....I want gummy worms!....row row row your boat, gently down a stream, merry merry life is but a dream....I sing it....(now looking out the window)...there goes a Pontiac....max and ruby...I like that show..."

Sunday, July 10, 2011

I'm on fire !

first Christmas, 2008

"I am going to stay up all night and wait for Santa to come!!" ... it's July 10th, It is going to be a long night...


Baby Monitor Update:

"husssshhhhh...oh baby, shhhhhh....I am not magic, I not....baby cryin'...I can't find him...there is the baby, there is the pet...I see a baby...wow....new no new now, I want a new mommy, I have a daddy....I'm on fire, I'm on fire (not going to check, I am 99% sure he is NOT on fire, but he gets extra credit for a new stall tactic).....(yawn)...baby baby ooooh, baby baby woooo! (return of Justin Bieber!).....I need help....this is a old old bed, don't need it....I am daddy mama, mama mia!....mama mia....where is mama mia? where is her friend?.....talk....mama talk....I don't have some bunny rabbits, we just have pigs (we do?)...piggy is a pig....baby!....baby I am your daddy, you want your mommy? your mommy is at work, I am a daddy (he found a baby doll right before bed)...baby awe....awesome.....pillow pet, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet!, it's a pillow it's a pet, it not a pet, it's a racecar, zooooom! zooom it!!!....I don't live in a zoo anymore, how come? it's for animals...."

Friday, July 8, 2011

Return from Vegas!

*No actual monitor update tonight, but I wanted my followers to know we are alive and well! just transitioning back from vacation so bed time was a little rough, and not publish-able!

Quote of the day, " I am seriously not big"