put butter on it

he has come a long way since his first bath

Baby Monitor Update:
"sit, don't move...hungry?....eat pillow pet...very silly...what in it?...pillow pet come back, big pillow silly anthony...you this one...feel that, put butter on it (no idea what this kid does in there, remember, he is only 2!)...butterfly, like these books pillow pet...ohhh...tattoos, oh pillow pet, what you think?...get those off!...get those covers...got zip it...pillow pet...put back...(exhausted sigh)...oh oh...read it book, uh huh...sleeping, too...eat yo-yo pop (lolly pop)...come on..butterfly...want some?...sit down, good boy!..."

FAQ's

Recently, I have received so many questions about my blog. The most frequent is, "What brand of baby monitor do you use?" Well, fans, we use the Fisher Price brand. We have found its static maintains a 85.9 decibel level, and rarely picks up truck CB transmissions (rarely: 3-5 times per night, which could be a whole blog on it's own). The red and green light display will provide hours of entertainment as you lay awake wondering how you are going to pay for college in 16 years. The cords easily detach for when your toddler picks up the baby monitor receiver and defiantly runs away at full speed with it in his sweaty little hand laughing hysterically. It can also, apparently, make phone calls to grandmas and nanas and Chucky's Cheese's house. This brand of monitor comes highly recommended.