Bath Time Edition

In the bath tub in Destin Florida, 2009

Special Edition of the Baby Monitor takes place in the bathtub tonight, I was in the bathroom with him the entire time and he was having about as much fun as a kid can have in the tub with mom watching....


Bath Tub Monitor:
" Sheep magnet! whoa!...(puts suction cup net that holds the toys on to the tub) ...ahhhh...(pulls the suction cups off, does this lots and lots of times)...mommy look at that!...oh no! hey! turn water on (mommy says, "no, you have enough water, I know you want more, but you need to keep it off")....sad sad sad, want more water mommy....(mommy says, so very empathetically, "I can see you are sad but no more water.") ...I see you be mad at me, I turn the water on...(turns water on)....(mom turns water off)...My hippo! look, my hippo!...(drinks a big glub of water, swishes water in his mouth, picks up the small mirror to watch himself spit x4)...mommy, take you jammies off play in my tub, go swimmin, where my foot go? Oh there it is!...( I am so glad that even in the middle of a conversation I am pretty sure where my feet are)...Hey! I made it mommy! look at chicken cups! (he points to the SUCTION cups on the net)... chicken cups! I love it!...my poop sleepin' mommy....hey, chicken cups! on my feet, climb a wall...(tries to attach SUCTION cups to his feet)...mommy, want a wear those chicken cups in a bath tub?...mommy come my bathtub! ...(drinks water again)..."

Continued to play in the tub, it came time to get out, here is how that went down....
Mommy, "time to get out in 10 seconds"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "10"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "9"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "8"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "7"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "6"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "5"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "4"
kid, "no."
mommy, "3"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "2"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "1"
kid, "no."
Mommy, "0, time to get out!"
kid, "no, no,no,no,no,no!!!!"

A large battle similar to that in the Old Man and the Sea ensued, in the end, mommy came away with a very slippery and giggly 34 pound Anthony Fish.