transmitter, that from my brain

"look mom, I made sticky shoes!" the faces have been cropped to protect the innocent

BABY MONITOR UPDATE: "I am big enough to brush my teeth, get a snack, a bear, a frog....(he is reading a baby muppets book)....are you my mother? a dog, I want my mother, baby bird, that this way, you know!....you tape it! you tape it! (found a rip in the book)....you tape it!!!........ooooh that's one of my favorites!....brown, toy, teddy bear, rocking horse!....a boy in a bathtub (he is looking at one of his scrapbooks)...me watching tv, I am a boy! ...I'm not a baby boy, I am still a big boy!....that's one, that not one....(loud thumps)...wow!!! We got another book...the brain...(here we go, the body book)...transmitter, that from my brain....this a big one...that a brain, brain cells...that's a face bone, what he have here guys? that a brain? no....brain stem, cerebellum, cerebrum, what's next?...uh oh!...happening? scary!....don't know...I like this guy..."

mommy, a bear comin'!

Exactly 2 years ago...getting into the fridge before he could walk...why didn't anyone warn me they could be so much trouble before they could even walk!?

"I like eyeballs...you can fly!....you can take off....really....high and low!....highway and go...whoa....
(coughing, poor guy)...hold on, wocket in my pocket, I never seen it....hey! It's monsters! MOMMY!! (he is convinced there are monsters in his room)....kind of, I don't like paper! I don't like...bah bah I'm thirsty...mooo haha!!!...mommy, get me....suns up?...(nice try)....get me mommy....mommy (x 100).....I am sick....(coughing)...no, its from smoke...smoke, it's smoke (OK I have to go check...there is no smoke in his bedroom)....mommy get me!...mommy, rock a bye....you get here, oh look, my sock!....this is made out of wood, parks...that's a mommy, that's a mommy, to bed, her OWN bed!....(freud would like this one)....mommy?.....boy? where are you?....I can't find mommy....oh boy...mommy, a bear comin'! (nice try)....we are ready...baby in a wash, not wash!....don't eat you dad!...you don't eat tape, nuh uh, we eat food, mooooo.....away we go...."

I love my bald head (and giveaway)

who can catch the yo gabba gabba reference? I have a special giveaway* for EVERY person who gets it right and leaves a comment....

Baby Monitor Update,
"that's so funny about my bald head, my cool trick is my bald head, I am sleepin on my cool trick...my address is 7 S. 3rd street....hmm...what is south 3rd street?...it is the south...south!....east, go!.....why....oh Tanya!...7 South 3rd street....OK little boy...(coughing, my poor still sick boy)...so I am coughing....I need the trash mommy!....(coughing)....my blanket and somethin else...here we go...(bean bag noise, yes he now has a bean bag on his bed, along with a trashcan, 4 pillow pets, one pillow, 2 blue blankies, 5 or 6 books and mickey mouse slippers, just the necessities).....look at me!....oh my bald head...(see yesterday's blog for bald head photo)...I love my bald head....(coughing)....that was crazy!....hmmm....


*special giveaway value will not exceed $1 including shipping, I am not Oprah

trashcan?

Lots of coughing tonight, I won't note every time that happens....

baby monitor update:
"oh, my name is off....where is the trashcan? I am gonna be throwing up (he won't he is just paranoid he will and now sleeps with the puke-trash can).....(sneeze) wow....( silence)....."


poor boy is so tired, recovering from a cough, double ear infection and pink eye!

wing a wosie

wish we could have gone outside today, the wonderful winter storm in spring trapped us inside, this was in Denver, TWO months ago, he said he was "schwoooping on the hill"

Baby Monitor Update:
"cerebrum, cerebellum, brain stem....what's in your face? hmmmm...(pages turning)...down down down...careful careful....red red red...they are tunnels, they ARE tunnels!...in a tummy, tum tum tummy, oh tummy....no time, I don't like the body book (then why do we read it 5 times a day!)...the body book is so scared....one, two, stars, water, water....all done!....hmmmmm....wing a wosie, pocket for a posie, racket racket we all fall down!....lets go...whiney whiney....I have a back yard, I do I do, a back yard! a back yard!!!.....cool tricks, cool tricks cool tricks! my cool tricks are sleepin'...I am leavin'...night cool tricks, not scary....wow.....little tiny tiny toys...baby baby..."

cerebellum, hey grump!

Some kids like dinosaurs, this kid likes the human body....remember he won't even be 3 until June, he is a genius!

"(sneezes).....(yelling) BLESS YOU COME FROM? HEY! MOM! COME BACK!......blue blankie...(noise of his play stethoscope)....dooo dooo doo dooo....the heart...blood cells, they are like donuts....shaped like circles donuts are circles... mac is a mac, mac mac....sing jumping....weeebo weebo.....( I like the technical stuff followed by the jibberish, reminds you he IS 2).....(fake cough)....hmmmmmm.....cerebellum, hey grump!...big Z, looks like a big Z.....what's in my food? Cerebellum....go....is that a baby? no....(yawn)...."

right in the tummy

Tonight, a cameo by none other than Tigger!

Baby Monitor Update, "Bear! B for Bear!....kitty, bounce, they don't go on jump o jeans (trampolines, no kitties do not go on trampolines)....rawr!!...oh that is a good page....piglet....Kanga...I think ....I need this one....bouncy, bouncy....Want to play? No!...I gonna put these up...roo, right in the tummy ...what is it? it a bouncy thing....that not a good idea, that make a mad rabbit....I can't fall asleep....get upside, upside down....number 3, you like him?....(yawn)...I grow up, I like a sandbox...that an eyeball, razzle dazzle! people go to school....bone marrow!!!!"

snowflake in my retina

January, 2009, just a few hours after his cataract surgery, as happy as can be....

On the way to the car, in a famous Spring mini-blizzard a little voice rings out,
"Mommy!!! A snowflake got in my retina"

BABY MONITOR UPDATE (The actual alone time talk of my kid)
"these are your ribs, muscles muscles....tendons...Caillou! Caillou! you are welcome Caillou!....you are welcome...God bless you!...muscles! oh boy....I will get you outta there, bottom bottom what you do bottom, what you do want? what do you want? mommy daddy, mommy, daddy, sing un....carrots! carrots!...I get big every day!...it pop, you know that?....yo gabba gabba yo yo yo yo yo gabba gabba....yo yo...hi I am Anthony, my teacher is Miss Katie, Miss Katie (x 20)....Miss Katie? What Miss Katie?....(now singing) Miss Katie! she's takin' a shower, shower shower all day long...daddy's at work...hey, stop....what's goin on? Magic (our dog) is in the shower, mouse stop!...zoom! air goes in trachea into lungs...and a cornea....they don't talk, they don't....no eye drops!!....yellow yellow, orange orange....Anthony, a big boy...quesadilla diarrhea, poop blue?....treach-adilla....blood cells....billy's daddy, billy is a daddy...retinas! retina! orange orange...red and green and they green....they pink and (yawn)...(whispering something, it sounds sinister)....hmmmm show and tell.....mommy....."


sleep


Again, obsessed with the body book. Some kids like dinosaurs, he likes body parts.